When I was a child I thought that police is very great person and gud example for everyone to follow, cause they have gun and arrest all the people against the law which showed in the drama. Most of the boys during their childhood time they probably will like to be a police. But yesterday I was so disappointed with our Malaysia’s polices.
Yesterday morning as usual I drive my lovely car to work at 8 am after a damn traffic jam at the Persiaran Kota or known as Bulatan Simpang Lima, I met an accident. At the moment I was driving with sleepy mood, suddenly I heard sound from my car backside Phuong! And my car was tremble then I looked at the mirror, I saw a stupid motor Bang my car backside and I can feel the pain for my car just imagine how pain when somebody play ur backside? As I knew Malays always didn’t Pay after Fu*K, however this fucker was the same irresponsible type even though already played with the backside, then I took his IC no. along with his motor no. to make police report.


After dinner I wanna claim the injured of my body so I went to the Klang traffic police station to make a police report regarding the irresponsible fucker. When I was entered the rooms I be able to smell out the stinking cigarette and I saw the police was smoking in the office even with a NO SMOKING sign. After a few minutes waiting finally is my turn to make a report, I was serving by a lame overweight police officer name Abdul Razak. He looks sleepy and dirty. (No standard fit at all)
“Apa hal?”(Any problem?) Questioned by the officer in Malay then threw out a piece of paper asked to mark my car no. and the fuCker no, and he was using his complete energy to input my car no. with keyboard to tracking record and writing a report. I wonder how many keyboard Malaysia’s police change in a year. Please use the energy to arrest criminal, don’t use it on keyboard. During typing my report he closes up his eye for a rest and questioned me like wanna fall asleep. OMG just 8pm man he showed this kind of tired fucking look.

imagine the officer with this big belly
Later I was asked to go second floor to see other officers, when I knocked the door and went into the room I saw another fat asshole officer was smoking Damn where is the rules and the principles of a police? Unbelievable almost all of the Malaysia’s police with big fat belly, better go for belly dancer. Imagine how they wanna chase the criminal? After a short interview by the police, I asked to go back and wait for the head officer decision. Damn wat happen to all the Mesra, Cepat dan Betul? All crap…. Lame lousy Big Fat ass.
What you think about Malaysia Polices?
huhuh.. sorry to hear ur sad story… jzt wan tell u.. welcome to reality world ! and of coz malaysia boleh!
Damn how they boleh to chase a criminal with this big size body? terrible slow response.
huhuhu.. seems u very irritated by dat fat officer.. chill dude n have some iced limonade~
ha…welcum to m’sia. Traffic polices is d best where dey can get duit kopi the easiest way. Whenever dey is traffic on the road, they can only be 4 options:
1. peak hrs (going2work, lunch, going back from work)
2. accident
3. raining/flood/natural disaster
4. police directing the traffic
masy – i got no mood to have my ice lemonade, it wont cure my backside pain haha..
wychin – yea u r true that all the malaysia traffic police sux just know how to cheat money from us damn….
in malaysia, I bet fireman are better than police.. at least they can hold a long hose and shoot
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Jian – but i think all the same lousy coz a case happen last time when there was fire opposite the fire station and then the fire fighter took an hour to reach… hehe..
dude u is lucky the police not told u who ask u to drive black colour as it alr prove to b the most unsafe colour to drive on road so u cant blame the biker to bang u…haha…so from that point he is “mesra” with u,then he key in ur report that is “cepat”whole police station in m’sia get ur report n they will look for the guy who bang u even not sure that guy will get caugt or not…haha…everything is “betul” so that is the wat they mean mesra,cepat dan betul.this how they understand the malay words which other we can said such big person with big body but just got a brain as big as a chiken brain…
zeera – lol wtf brain as big as chicken brain hehe cool…. beside wat is the problem driving a black car? i the early morning cant the asshole see my car? dark is opposite bright so he must be able to see clearly anyway just a bad day haih…
Hey, is very common for this kind of attitude appear in our country – MALAYSIA.. No need to be sad or angry, I’m already used to it, how about you? Not yet? You have to get used to it no matter what cause you are living in MALAYSIA!! HaHa..
yea dude u r right but i still dont like the way they working man… so upset and shame on malaysia.
aiya…is like this one la,our money use to feed those babi ma,wat can we do?this is MALAYsia,see the MALAY word then know la,only one word and discribe them,BODOH!!!!!
Cool dude this creative way to pronounce Malaysia haha.. no wonder Malaysia criminal rate increasing.
ohh..wanna hear worse?tat day…a police officer ask 4 duit kopi and my mom gave him RM3…and he took it happily…wat sort of motha fuckers are this..helping those same malay pigs…
woow… I’m i heard wrong that RM3 he want it? Damn terrible….
I wonder why Malays dont change when Singapore which is the neighbour can be so damn advanced. Is the lazyness dat bad? Ur not reporting a murder or robbery, just ur car being rammed by an irresponsible bastard which u already have d IC and motor no.
Its an easy case since u got all d details. Definitely a lot easier than robbery. Is it really a complicated process of having to get permissions from different departments or theyre just simply being lazy?