| I got this hilarious story to share and see what you people think, while I was chattin’ with Raywang late night at the mamak stall. The fella was in a bad mood and upset. He told me that he was having sex with his girlfriend and during they are moaning in heaven she actually Farted!!!. Lol
I couldn’t hold my laughs and he carried “I felt very disgusting and almost wan to vomit oledi” then I yelled at her WHAT THE FUCK ! and put her down and called her a bitch! Da fella ran away and went to bathroom to bath after he felt so dirty! Then came out and she was oledi disappeared. The girl felt so humiliated,
Told him I really think it’s no big deal. It just some girly gas! He interrupted me “wtf!!! Man she was naked on top of me I mean I feel her warm GAS on my body like steam! Donno what shit she ate that day!. It felt so gross!
The guy is very particular.. He thinking to break up with the girl over the farting issue, wth.. I couldn’t believe a relationship can end coz of some gas.. so u gals better be careful and don simply release ur chemical weapons especially during romantic times. Finally; what would you do if such thing happen to you?!~
i’ll smell it and smile over it..
Damn, jian u too girly too haha…
lol.. thats fuckin funny shit… who ask u spank her butt so much untill she cant hold her gas??? u horny pervert!
i say dump da bitch.. and don forget to send me her number =p
opps… sorry dude i’m not the 1 who spank her butt and i dont think so my fren raywang will gonna dump her coz she damn sexy n pretty
luv ur galfriend and her farts !!!
lolz… i got no idea mr.bee u should ask my fren raywang hehe..
wahlao. who can hold a fart huh???
hehe….. shark u understanding right who can hold a fart then dont laugh when someone fart in front of u ya wahaha……. anyway my fren just cant take it haha….
no big deal lah,dun take it too serius lah…whose no fart 1 hold so long alr mana boleh tahan… hahaha…
yea dont hold too long otherwise will burst and bomb whole malaysia hehe…
this is insane man! if the person fart in front me, i will fark the fellow back lor~ nyehehehe.. =p
wahaha….. i dont think so u’ll do that in front of others haha.. shark u liar hehe.. sure u not dare to do it ngekngek..
smells it like its hot!…;p
i mean f*ck back. absolutely not fart back!
disgust at all. *vomit hardly*
My ex farted when we’re having a doggie and it was one of those 3 secs long fart. I stopped pumping and just laughed out loud. I agree to d author’s opinion dat its just a girly gas n its no biggie. From love point of view, its a test to see how sincere r u on accepting her with her mistakes. I just gave her a few spanks n get on with it
Most girls dat I know agree farting during sex is big NO. But d problem is d physical strength girls have r not enough to be used for 2 activities at d same time; holding d fart n enjoying d sex. Since girls also like sex, logically speaking they would release d fart rather than stopping d whole thing. Just laugh it out coz it can happen to guys too…
i remind something when i was in primary school.
u sat beside me.
then….wahahahahahahaa…
gosh. it still so ”fresh” on my mind la dei~ LOL!!!
shark – sorry for late reply hehe quite busy recently with my last post coz some problems occur there. hehe… how come can u comment it into here de about last time wat i did to u haih…. so shy…
ur friend is really weird man…why the hell he wanna make a big fuss out of such small matter?i mean everybody farts rite, just that da gal did that at a not so appropriate time…if i’m the gal, i’m going to kick his ass!
anyway, i think u should ask him ur own hehe…. i got no comment for this hehe…
haha….. really is funny but a bit disgusting lor. I think is normall for ppl to fart de but just choose the right time…hehe
Haha!! OMG!!
My girlfrind farted when we were having sex once. it was funny.