I got this hilarious story to share and see what you people think, while I was chattin’ with Raywang late night at the mamak stall. The fella was in a bad mood and upset. He told me that he was having sex with his girlfriend and during they are moaning in heaven she actually Farted!!!. Lol

I couldn’t hold my laughs and he carried “I felt very disgusting and almost wan to vomit oledi” then I yelled at her WHAT THE FUCK ! and put her down and called her a bitch! Da fella ran away and went to bathroom to bath after he felt so dirty! Then came out and she was oledi disappeared. The girl felt so humiliated,

Told him I really think it’s no big deal. It just some girly gas! He interrupted me “wtf!!! Man she was naked on top of me I mean I feel her warm GAS on my body like steam! Donno what shit she ate that day!. It felt so gross!

The guy is very particular.. He thinking to break up with the girl over the farting issue, wth.. I couldn’t believe a relationship can end coz of some gas.. so u gals better be careful and don simply release ur chemical weapons especially during romantic times. Finally; what would you do if such thing happen to you?!~

Most of you would have already assumed what happened dat night with da hottie chic. and so did Raywang once we reached da room. The fella thought I got so horny tonight and I’v already arranged with the girl for the night. While I really have no idea what’s going on. As I was a lil shit faced and loopy!.

My friend felt that he’s interrupting de romantic moments between us, slowly whispered with a kinky yellow smile “I’ll let you’ll have some privacy !”. closing the door behind and hanging “DO NOT KACAU” outside!

Now only me, her and my pervert thoughts are presenting at the luxury warm room. Started talking to her donno about what, I just had to keep talking so no barriers will arise. Honestly I was already thinking about doggie style and 69! Omfg!! I cant believe it, I’m losing my damn virginity after so long. This is my historical day and I will finally be a completed man.

I was kinda blur, da gal was talking but im not pay attention becoz I was reviewing all the xxx movies that I watched and try remember every and each technique. I have a tough exam ahead and I’m not willing to fail! things seems good so far, both already sitting on da comfortable queen-size bed, suddnly during cit-chatting I asked her, so, what dya do in life?”

she: “I’m student at whatever college in KL” –Silence- then she carried
“and I work at night at da club”
“what club arr??” me with surprised face
“beach club lor, same where we met”
“ehh? I didn’t see u working, u were just standing. What do u actually do”
She Looked down with shame “u know….I go with men.. so if u want ahh”WTFFFFFFFFFF

I was stoned for few moments, oh my F*ckin god ! she’s a bloody whore!!!.. a prostitute on my bed! Damn. I was shocked and didn’t know what to say… then I said, mannn,, I tot u were a decent girl, u don’t look like a pros. she just said “sorry. But im kinda pros. .. im very poor”.

First thing I thought of was my friend raywang who’s waiting me outside thinking that im screwing the chic! Gosh he’s goin laugh at me for this for a year!. Then I start thinking what to im goin do with de chic, my pervert mind said “screw da bitch man, you’d not get another chance any soon, and my kind mind said what happened to your morals!! You don’t screw whores. Tons of decent girls out there and u risking getting AIDS!.

“screw u I aint fuckin no pros, shut ur damn mouth” told my pervert mind and said

sorry chic, I don’t pay for a pussy

- end-

It’s Friday night again and where else is it better to be than hitting a party house down town, it’s been a real long n stressful week, my psycho boss just kept irritating me everyday. So I decided to go wild n have extreme fun. Grabbed my phone and called few friends. Sure those lame and un-cool ones will always find an excuse not to come. And here we are, me and my cool Japanese friend Raywang sat on sofa.

Slowly sipping my vodka lime, saw that very cute girl standing by the bar. She was alone and looked very lonely, I kept looking at her for a while, she was just da perfect type of girls I like, sexy body, cute baby face and puss on boots! I didn’t mention that boots really turn me on. Mix that with a sleepy smile. Take me home!!

Of course such a chance is not to be missed, I quickly walked into her and touched her shoulder gently, she quickly turned around n faced me. Me (with a frisky smile): hye cutie! You look so pity standing alone. She: yeah I have no friends.Me: oh!, what a shame! A lonely hottie babe, I’d not let such thing happens. She: ehehehe!. Me: would u like to join us? She (excited): Really??!! Me: yes baby sure thing! Lets go!

Drinking and drinking. Very high already both of us. And I had to escort her to toilet like a million time. And here comes the hard dancing on crazy trance, apparently she’s into kinky dancing. Well, bring it on yeah!! Tight hugs n sexy moves but? Spanking? Da gal kept spanking and grabbing my butt! I gave her that WTF look??! And she smiled, donno what she liked on my butt. I was worried that she’s not a real she! But after a little physical verification I stop worrying.

3 o’clock already! Times passes so fast when u r dancing with a hottie chick. Damn it pass so slow during office hours! Of course raywang had to carry me back to his hotel as usual, since I was so wasted! And don’t know whats going on around me. I totally forgot about the girl but in fact she was holding my hand while we walking to de hotel nearby. The funny thing I didn’t notice the girl until we are all inside de hotel room. I was like shocked! What da hell she doing here. Just near by bed! That could be very dangerous! Especially for a drunk girl and a kinky guy like me! What happens next… perhaps in de next post! Hahaha don’t think too much perverts!